Imagine this ……….

[Scene: Happy Gilmore, now a seasoned golfer, is facing a new challenge as he prepares for the biggest golf tournament of his life.]

Happy Gilmore (played by Adam Sandler): “Hey, Shooter! You ready for another round?”

Shooter McGavin (played by Christopher McDonald): “Oh, Gilmore! I see you still haven’t learned your lesson from last time.”

[Happy grins mischievously.]

Happy Gilmore: “Lesson? I thought the only lesson here was how to beat you in golf!”

[Cut to Happy practicing his swing, but instead of hitting the ball, he accidentally hits himself in the face.]

Happy Gilmore: “Ouch! Maybe I need a lesson after all.”

[Happy seeks help from his eccentric coach, Chubs Peterson, played by Carl Weathers.]

Chubs Peterson: “You gotta harness the power of the wind, Happy! Let it carry you to victory!”

[Chubs demonstrates by attempting to hit a golf ball in a hurricane simulator.]

[Meanwhile, Shooter is up to his old tricks, trying to sabotage Happy’s chances of winning the tournament.]

Shooter McGavin: “If I can’t beat him fair and square, I’ll beat him with dirty tricks!”

[Shooter hires a team of misfit caddies, including a chimpanzee and a penguin, to distract Happy during the tournament.]

[Despite the odds stacked against him, Happy remains determined to win.]

Happy Gilmore: “I may not be the best golfer, but I’ve got heart, and that’s all that matters!”

[In a climactic showdown, Happy faces off against Shooter in a final round of golf.]

[With the support of his friends and newfound confidence, Happy triumphs over Shooter and wins the tournament.]

[As Happy celebrates his victory, Chubs proudly watches from the sidelines, holding a makeshift trophy made from a golf club.]

Chubs Peterson: “That’s my boy, Happy! You did it!”

[Happy raises his arms in triumph as the crowd cheers.]

Happy Gilmore: “Looks like I finally found my happy place!”

[End credits roll with bloopers of Adam Sandler’s hilarious golfing mishaps.]

[Post-credits scene: Shooter is seen practicing his putting in a jail cell, surrounded by his disgruntled caddies.]

Shooter McGavin: “Mark my words, Gilmore! This isn’t over yet!”

[The chimpanzee caddie steals Shooter’s golf ball and runs off, causing chaos in the cell.]

[Cut to black.]

Thoughts?

Yours truly,

Socially Out Of Bounds