The 2025 Players Championship That No One Knew Happened

Legend has it that in the year 2025, the most insane, mind-blowing Players Championship took place… without a single soul realizing it.

It all started when PGA Tour officials accidentally scheduled the tournament for a secret week that doesn’t exist on the Gregorian calendar—March 36th. Because of this clerical error, the tournament took place in an alternate dimension, accessible only through a hidden bunker at TPC Sawgrass.

Some say the world’s best golfers were mysteriously transported there while they slept, waking up on the first tee in their pajamas, dazed but inexplicably ready to play. Tiger Woods, now an ageless golf deity, appeared out of thin air to compete, wielding a putter forged from the irons of fallen golf greats.

Rory McIlroy shot a 51 in the final round, but it didn’t count because gravity stopped working on the back nine. Scottie Scheffler hit a drive so pure it broke the time-space continuum and landed in 1997. Jon Rahm got disqualified after discovering a hidden portal behind the famed 17th island green and using it to retrieve his ball from the water… three holes earlier.

The championship ended in the most controversial fashion when an unknown golfer—believed to be Old Tom Morris’ ghost—won the event despite never actually making contact with the ball. His shots were guided purely by whispered Scottish curses and the lost wisdom of St. Andrews.

As dawn broke on March 37th, the course reset itself, all evidence of the tournament erased. The players awoke in their own beds, unsure if it was all a dream… until they checked their bank accounts and saw $5 million in prize money mysteriously deposited, marked only as: “For Services Rendered at The Players.”

And so, the greatest golf tournament in history remains a myth—unless, of course, you dare to find the bunker that leads to the 2026 edition…

Yours truly,

Socially Out of Bounds (SOB)